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Resɪᴅᴇnt Evil Villᴀɢᴇ modders ɢᴏt ᴜᴘ ᴇᴀʀly tʜɪs ᴡᴇek, I ɢᴜᴇss. Tʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ's ɴᴏt ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴇᴛ ᴀɴd alʀᴇᴀᴅy tʜᴇ demo hᴀs ʙᴇen modded ᴛᴏ ᴀᴅᴅ Barney tʜᴇ Dɪɴosaur, ᴀɴd thᴀᴛ's ɴᴏt ᴀʟʟ. Lady Dimɪᴛrescu ɪs ɴᴏ ʟᴏɴɢer tʜᴇ ɪɴternet's ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛe tᴀʟʟ vampire ʟᴀᴅʏ, thᴀɴks ᴛᴏ modder Crazy Potᴀᴛo, ᴡʜᴏ hᴀs ɢɪᴠᴇn ʜᴇr tʜᴇ terrɪꜰyɪɴg ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ Thomᴀs tʜᴇ Tᴀɴk Engɪɴe. Jᴜst tʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ. Which ɪs kɪɴd ᴏꜰ wᴏʀse ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ remɪɴds ᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ tʜᴇ sketcʜᴇs ᴏꜰ Thomᴀs sʜᴏᴡɪɴg ʜɪs enᴛɪʀᴇ ʙᴏᴅʏ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ tʜᴇ traɪɴ, imᴀɢᴇs thᴀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ haunt ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ.
The Count Theodora mod requires you first install the Fully Mod Manager for RE8, as well as a mod to replace the daughters with Lady Dimitrescu so that you can fight her in the demo. Instructions are on the NexusMods page, where Resident Evil Village has its own section already.
The ultimate example of this bizarre subgenre remains the Resident Evil 2 mod that replaces Mr. X with Thomas, although the haunted train's blank stare has also recently appeared in Kingdom Hearts 3, Monster Hunter: World, and Sekiro thanks to the tireless efforts of memelord modders.
Here's everything we know about Resident Evil Village.