Settle your Valheim disputes with Viking beer pong

Settle your Valheim disputes with Viking beer pong

A kicking duel over a troll pit works just as well.


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Cᴀɴ't ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ wʜᴇre ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ yᴏᴜʀ sᴇʀᴠᴇr's ɴᴇᴡest bᴀse ɪɴ Valʜᴇim? Furioᴜs thᴀᴛ yᴏᴜʀ buddy ᴛᴏok tʜᴇ lᴀst ʙᴀʀs ᴏꜰ ɪʀᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴜᴘgrade tʜᴇir axe wʜᴇn ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏn't ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪʀᴏɴ ᴛᴏols ʏᴇᴛ? Here's a ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ resᴏlve yᴏᴜʀ dɪsᴘᴜᴛe: Vikɪɴg ʙᴇer pᴏɴg. Or ᴍᴇad pᴏɴg, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇn't unlocked ʙᴀʀleywɪɴe ʏᴇᴛ. Jᴜst ᴜse sᴏᴍᴇthɪɴg ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴ amʙᴇr pᴇᴀʀl ᴏʀ a ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅʙᴇrry ᴀɴd chuck ɪᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ yᴏᴜʀ ɪɴventᴏʀy ᴀᴛ tʜᴇ tradɪᴛiᴏɴal ʙᴇer pᴏɴg sᴇᴛᴜᴘ. Tʜᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ꜰɪʀsᴛ popped ᴜᴘ a ꜰᴇᴡ ᴡᴇeks ᴀɢᴏ. Here's ᴀɴ greᴀᴛ ᴇxᴀᴍᴘʟᴇ, ᴀʟsᴏ ꜰʀᴏᴍ Reddɪᴛ:

Some Viking beer pong with the boys from r/valheim

To make a beer pong table you'll have to get a bronze axe to cut trees like birch and oak for fine wood. Once you build a double-length of tables, you can use horizontal item stands, made with fine wood and bronze nails, and mugs, made with fine wood, to set up the traditional pong arena. If you're not old enough to know what I'm talking about, that's fine, ask a parent to explain.

If this is too tame for your dispute, you can always build a kicking tower. Just a round platform on a tall tower, no safety railing. By unequippping your weapons and turning on PvP damage, then climbing to the top of the tower, you and other players can use the knockback inflicted by the Mouse 3 special attack, an unarmed "Sparta!" kick, to throw each other to your deaths. Last one standing on the tower wins.

We invented a way to resolve disputes - The Kicking Tower. from r/valheim

If that's still too safe, well, try a troll pit.

All disputes on the server are settled by the troll pit. Kicks only. from r/valheim
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