Please don't buy the ugliest keyboard and mouse I've ever seen, even for a $50 deal

Please don't buy the ugliest keyboard and mouse I've ever seen, even for a $50 deal

An abomination. Pure degeneracy.


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(Image credit: LexonElec)

Huntɪɴg ꜰᴏʀ Black Friᴅᴀʏ PC gamɪɴg ᴅᴇᴀʟs cᴀɴ ʙᴇ stressful, sᴏ sᴛᴏᴘ whᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ're ᴅᴏɪɴg, ᴛᴀᴋᴇ a ᴅᴇᴇᴘ breᴀᴛh, ᴀɴd shᴀʀᴇ a ʟᴀᴜɢʜ wɪᴛh ᴍᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀ tʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ hᴏʀrɪꜰic gamɪɴg ᴋᴇʏʙᴏᴀʀᴅ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ sᴇᴇn. I ᴅᴏ ɴᴏt wᴀɴt ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʏ tʜɪs ᴋᴇʏʙᴏᴀʀᴅ. In fᴀᴄᴛ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴsɪst ᴏɴ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴg ᴀᴛ ɪᴛs specs I wᴀɴt ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ sᴏ ɪɴ ᴀɴ ɪɴcognɪᴛo Chroᴍᴇ tab sᴏ thᴀᴛ Amazᴏɴ wᴏɴ't recommᴇɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴛs ᴇᴠᴇɴ remotely ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ. You sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴏt ʙᴜʏ tʜɪs ᴋᴇʏʙᴏᴀʀᴅ, ɴᴏ mᴀᴛter ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏod a steal ɪᴛ sᴏunds ᴀᴛ $50 ꜰᴏʀ a ᴍᴇchᴀɴical ᴋᴇʏʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ᴀɴd moᴜse combo. I cᴀɴɴᴏt ʙᴇ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ wɪᴛness ɪᴛ aʟᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ.

Looking for Black Friday gaming keyboard deals we don't hate? Here's our list.

It's not uncommon to see gaming keyboards or mice on the cheap from manufacturers we've never heard of. Typically though, these flimsy budget products aim to be inconspicuous. They look similar enough to a Razer or Logitech keyboard, sufficiently gamer-y with their RGB lights, that your parents or partners might be tempted to snag you one for that tempting $50 price tag.

But not this keyboard.

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Is it a phone stand or a handle? Your choice! (Image credit: LexonElec)

Oh no, this thing wants to stand out. It's so egregiously ugly and over-engineered that it's just begging me to investigate. It wants to be exposed. It had the entire PC Gamer team asking questions we're not sure we want to know the answers to:

Why is the wrist rest asymmetrical? Is it because your right hand should always be mousing, never resting?What is going on with that circular bit of the mouse beneath your palm?Why does the key font look like a '90s era FPS interface?Is it seriously connected with that tiny USB receiver?Who was it that demanded it also function as a desk organizer?

It even comes in white! What a glorious monstrosity of gaming gear design. I'm not the only PC Gamer writer that's been tempted to buy it just as a novelty. Don't you do it though! We want better for you.

Jokes about gaming peripherals looking like Transformers are overdone, and yet. (Image credit: LexonElec)

If you're looking to get some of that RGB flair at a reasonable price, here's a combo of Razer products that will come in at $55 before tax.

Razer Cynosa Chroma | Low profile | $59.99

Razer Cynosa Chroma | Low profile | $59.99 $34.99 at Amazon (Save $25)
The Chroma is already a great budget board, but at almost half price its worth consideration even despite it being membrane board. What's great is you get a low profile, spill resistant keyboard from a trusted manufacturer.

View DealRazer DeathAdder Essential|6,400 DPI | Wired | Right-handed | $49.99

Razer DeathAdder Essential|6,400 DPI | Wired | Right-handed | $49.99 $19.99 at Amazon (save $30)
For the majority of games and gamers, the DeathAdder Essential is a fantastic mouse. The design is simple, with two perfectly placed, generously sized thumb buttons. It also has an excellent optical sensor that will work on both hard and cloth pads, and the ultimate body shape for a claw or hybrid claw/palm grip. 

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Jokes aside, this $50 LexonElec keyboard is one of those Black Friday deals to be wary of. Don't be seduced by a keyboard that's cheap now and may well need to be replaced in under a year. 

It would be easy to wind up taking a risk on this one when the Amazon customer reviews average out to 4.2 stars. Down in the written reviews, however, you'll find gems like "two days after gushing how much I love it.... it died." Another customer threw theirs away after six months when the keyboard stopped consistently registering keystrokes, a common complaint in other low reviews.

"I actually just came inside from slamming this keyboard against a tree like a baseball bat," says another.

As we've been pointing out this week and will continue through the big weekend, not all that glitters—or in this case glows—is gold.

Just here for more peripheral horror? Here are the most offensive gaming mice ranked. I may just ask Tyler to consider this one.

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